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Liquid Ass 2-Pack

Rated 4.94 out of 5 based on 47 customer ratings
(47 customer reviews)
  • Liquid Ass is made in the USA and never ships from China.
  • Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray.
  • Smells like ASS … only worse.
  • 2 bottles – 30ml (1 fl. oz.) each. More than enough for many room-evacuating emissions.
  • Excellent for the office, the ex & the neighbor. Let the games begin!
  • Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle.

 

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Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part-your-hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts. Keep out of reach of children.

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  1. Rated 5 out of 5

    Amazon Customer

    I bought this just to trick my 17 year old into cleaning his room… I never thought it would make him clean the ENTIRE HOUSE!! I secretly sprayed ONE pump of this in his room while he was sleeping on Saturday morning. A minute or so later I hear coughing and gagging. I went to his door and asked if he was ok. He said yes. But continued coughing. I asked if he had gotten sick because a strange smell was coming from his room. He said know. I asked well why does your room smell like sewage?! He looked at me with complete confusion and said I do not know. So I said well dude this is ridiculous! Your room smell horrible and you’re just laying around in this swamp smelling room?!! He said I don’t understand what’s going on! I said, I do! You need to clean this room! Yuck! And then walked away. He immediately started furiously cleaning… mopped the floor and wiped down the walls!! (He still smelled it because I would check in with him and of course secretly spray another pump lol!) Long story short just two pumps of this little bottle got my teen son to clean our entire house top to bottom looking for the culprit! Whenever his room gets out of hand I just spray once in his room and the cleaning supplies come out!! Best money I’ve spent on amazon! This product is AWESOME!

  2. Rated 5 out of 5

    Kay

    This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass. Horrible Ass. You need to go to the doctor Ass. Tried it out last night on my boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night:5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom. He had been there for hours, so I decided it was time for him to get up.5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom, about ten feet away from the boyfriend,5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on.5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is.5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes in hopes of eliminating the wretched stench.5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have crapped somewhere in the house. By this time, the smell has engulfed the appartment (a small two bedroom.) He picks up every piece of laundry on the floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask and gloves to put on. (I am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.)6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats must have cleaned themselves by now, At this point, after seeing all of the good this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more; once in each bedroom and once in the livingroom.6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over the carpet and vacuums the entire place. Durring this time, I make sure my bottle is hidden really well. I can’t afford to get caught on this one.7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere. He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher.11pm: While finishing up the laundry, Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He decides the cat must have wiped his paws on it and says we need to make an appointment with the vet because the smell is concerning.I will be using this spray about once a month for the rest of my life. Thank you, Liquid Ass. Thank you.

  3. Rated 5 out of 5

    Daniel

    Sprayed this around my school. It was evacuated because they though there was leaking sewage.How to get out of school 11/10

  4. Rated 5 out of 5

    Joseph Brottem

    This stuff smells less like a fart and more like an unwashed anus of a homeless man who just jogged a mile in 95 degree heat. I received this “product” in the mail and immediately sprayed some in a bag and set it in the living room. My two month pregnant wife walked by and immediately started gagging. Through my laughter I immediately grabbed the bag to throw it outside, but as I attempted to catch my breath from laughing, I caught a whiff and immediately started gagging myself. I ended up having to wrap the bag in two other bags and throw it in the trash. I don’t know if it was coincidence or not, but the next morning there was a dead squirrel in the yard.

  5. Rated 5 out of 5

    Presley F.

    This stuff… was good enough to get me suspended from school.. that’ll be enough to tell you how it smells.

  6. Rated 5 out of 5

    Isaac

    I lit off about 4 sprays in a medium sized office. It cleared it out and they almost called the building owner to come service the plumbing and HVAC. I convinced them to open the doors and let it air out first- 5 min later it dissipated and back to normal. I was going to make a joke and laugh with co-workers about it, but too many members of management were concerned about the smell that I had to play innocent.

  7. Rated 5 out of 5

    DutchrubTop Contributor: Cooking

    Nothing has brought me more joy than the misery this has visited upon my always-stinky and horrible coworker. He went out for a meeting, so I sprayed two quick squirts on his chair and waited for him to come back. The smell, even at only two quick sprays, wafted down the hallway to my office, and even two hours later, when he finally came back, it was as strong as originally sprayed.Hearing him sneeze, cough, and gasp on the scent that everyone just assumed was all him was worth it. He actually ate his lunch in a cloud of this putrefaction, but he was too proud/embarrassed to say anything about it. It is literally the perfect prank to play on someone who is constantly stinking up the office because he will just assume it’s his fault. HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE HAD STEPPED IN SOMETHING AND WENT OUTSIDE TO CLEAN HIS SHOES, and what’s more, another coworker (not in on the joke) suggested he go home if he’s not feeling well. My office bestie and I were crying from laughter–literally crying–the entire rest of the day. The smell lingered all day, and, because I had sprayed his chair, it clung to him and followed him around like Pig-Pen’s dust cloud–this is not an exaggeration! Occasionally, when he sits down, even two weeks later, a little cloud wafts up from his chair. Can’t be smelled down the hall (thank god) anymore, but if you’re unfortunately in his office, you will get a whiff. Honestly, it’s the most satisfying thing ever.This stuff is rank, seriously rank. The few coworkers I let in on my prank nearly had their nose hairs singed by the potency of a whiff direct from the bottle. Works great on car door handles, too, when you know someone you hate is heading out and gets that awful bathroom smell on them as they head to a meeting. I would pay three times as much for this product for an endless string of torture and self-doubt.Am I a terrible person? Yeah, probably, but this is a wonderful way to secretly steal a little power back from a person who makes your life hell and you can otherwise do nothing about.

  8. Rated 5 out of 5

    Seb

    So this stuff is absolutely horrendous. Believe me, it is aptly named. So we are all aware of the comedic value of this, but I wanted to present a very practical use for all of you parents.Earlier tonight, the boys and I got into one of our nerf/ wrestling matches, as the wife was off at art class, and so, naturally, we take the opportunity to raise holy hell while she is away. My boys are 10, 8, and 5, and they live for this. So anyways, they run into the bathroom and barricade themselves in and won’t come out. I tried faking walking away, hiding in another room until their curiosity gets the better of them, etc.; all the standard fare. Well, this time they just stayed in there giggling and whispering to each other. Well, I quickly formed a plan to evict them from their foxhole, largely because my wife would be getting home and I needed to have the kids in bed and the house cleaned up. So I went and grabbed my little bottle of Liquid Ass, took it back down the hall quietly, and carefully sprayed two full spritzes under the door. All went quiet behind the door, and then I hear, “What was that noise?” Then all went quiet. About 15 seconds later I hear, “What is that?” Then silence, then, “WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!” They all begin screaming in a panic and falling over each other trying to vacate the bathroom and flee down the hall. I’m on the sofa with tears coming down my cheeks laughing like a madman. It was marvelous! They were trying desperately to figure out what it was that made such a terrible smell, but as all dads know, you don’t reveal your secrets. 😉 Anyways, a bit of simple green and the house fan quickly cleared up the stench before my wife got home.

  9. Rated 5 out of 5

    Ashley Foster

    Just used this on my dad while on a family vacation and it was so bad he sent me to my room. I’m 32 years old. It legit makes you gag it’s so awful. My stomach still hurts from laughing so hard.

  10. Rated 5 out of 5

    MariaLM

    My sons (10 & 17) love to prank friends and family and I always buy them prank items for their stockings at Christmas. When it arrived, I decided to test it out on my 17 year old since I’ve been on the receiving end of so many of his pranks. I sprayed it a couple of times around the bathroom door then I called my son out of his room into the hallway right in the midst of the “odor” to ask him some questions about his chores. As soon as he smelled this, he began to gag and he almost knocked me down trying to get away. And the look on his face, when he thought that the smell came from me was priceless. I honestly laughed until I cried. This is the worst God awful odor you can imagine. It’s comparable to someone stooling themselves and not changing or washing for several hours or longer. It is horrendous!!

  11. Rated 5 out of 5

    Kyler Bolin

    Let me begin by saying that this is easily one of the best purchases I have ever made. I have a big Halloween party coming up in Deadwood, South Dakota and I thought this would be a fun novelty to bring… In fact I was pretty sure that it was just going to be a “light stink” gag-gift novelty to make people laugh and point fingers at each other, so I purchased two. I WAS WRONG. I tested it on my unsuspecting fiancé while she was taking a shower. I gave a quick spritz over the shower curtain and stepped back. Immediately she started screaming and yelling at me. I was crouched over laughing so hard that I was crying! I was catching a little whiff of it from the hallway- it stunk, but was tolerable. She had me grab her a towel so she could get out. I opened the curtain and was met with the most horrific smell I have ever encountered! I was laughing still, so as I inhaled the stench I immediately started gagging and gasping for air. There was no ignoring it. I ran to the kitchen and dry-heaved until I vomited. We had to open all the windows on the ground level and run the ventilation fan in the attempt to air out the house.It was a great time, I regret nothing. Just consider not using it in your own home!UPDATE- 2 days later: I’m at work and receive a call from my fiancé. She says that “I’m in big trouble” and demands that I get home right after work. (This could be because any number of things that I have done, or have forgotten to do…) While I ponder what I did wrong, she informs me that while she was showering, she thought she could smell the spray again. I was blamed for coming home from work, and spraying her again while she showered; like some form of nostril induced PTSD! That is, until she found a chewed up empty bottle on the living room carpet. Turns out, a misplaced bottle of “liquid ass” was left on the table and chewed open by one of our dogs in the living room! She said that the bottle was completely empty and the entire living room, (and dog) wreak. Nothing could have made my day at work better than hearing that my dog decided to prank her while I was gone! I smiled to myself all day! And knowing that it is non-toxic is just an added bonus!I’m no overly enthusiastic about giving my dog a bath, or shampooing the carpet, but it’s all worth it! I recommend this product to anyone that wants to change their current situation!This will change your life! Make your own future! Don’t want to go to class? Spray it in the classroom. Don’t want your parents to drag you somewhere in the car? Want to prevent a buddy from driving home inebriated? Spray it in the vehicle! Tired of hipsters dancing funny at the bar? Clear off the dance floor! Does your state not allow you to carry pepper-spray? This is a great substitute (temporarily)! There are endless possibilities for this product!I believe this has to be the result of WWII military project “who-me?” and is a must have. Guaranteed to get plenty of laughs!

  12. Rated 5 out of 5

    Lawless

    For a little revenge while my husband was busy in the shower getting ready for work, I poured the whole bottle of Liquid Ass on the backseat carpet in his car. I thought maybe it wouldn’t work as well because I didn’t spray it. Oh.My.God. When he was pulling out of the garage I was up in our bedroom. All of a sudden, I heard retching. I peeked out the bedroom window to see him in the driveway with all the car doors open. He was looking in the back, then in the front, then the back again, under the car, pulling out the mats and smelling them. All the time with a seriously perplexed look on his face. After about 5 minutes of this he got in and drove to work. I have no idea how he managed to drive the 30 minutes to work in that car!! When he got to work I received a text from him. It speaks for itself. Heh…heh..

  13. Rated 5 out of 5

    Dancho

    I am usually the victim of pranks at work. I roll with them and never react the way the perpetrators expect. So I get some Liquid Ass and take it to work. First, though, I opened it and sprayed one tiny squirt in the driveway. With the garage door open. Oops. The husband comes home with the kid and comes in through the garage. He starts ranting about a dead animal in the garage and she ran upstairs to her room. An hour later, the cyclone fan was still on in the garage with the door open along with the back door. Heed the warnings: it’s a cheap atomizer that leaks. Do not touch the bottle with your fingers: it does not wash off easily.Next day at work, I carefully wrap a wet paper towel around bottle to protect my hand (wearing a glove would be too conspicuous). I sprayed two pumps on the handle of the witch across the hall’s office door. Then I sprayed another one on the metal door jambe right at her nose level. Then I casually walked away. I could see her office through the window in mine. Cue her arrival about ten minutes later. By then several people have walked by and gasped/covered their noses/exclaimed something or another. She loudly asks nobody in particular, “What the hell is that smell?” Hand on door knob shoulder rubbing the door jambe. Mission accomplished.A client showed up shortly thereafter to meet with her. He approached the office, said a few words, and left. By then she is smelling her hands over and over, wiping them on her skirt, crying out “What the F@*% is happening?” She walked into my reception area, which caused my assistants to pinch their noses and ask her if she had an accident. I was barely, and I mean barely, keeping my cool while observing this. She goes into her office and a few minutes later, a maintenance man shows up at her door. She runs toward him and he takes a step back and buries his nose in his elbow, shaking his head, and quickly escaped. At that point, I had to close my blinds and laugh until I cried. I am heaving with laughter as I type this.Bottom line: it is not fart smelling at all. It is nauseating. It physically makes me nauseous. Like eating spoiled ranch dressing nauseous. The profile has base notes of rotten, rancid organic material along with decaying mammal flesh. The top notes remind one of fæces of a cat that eats wet food and tuna juice along with a thigh-high pig sty on the hottest, most humid August afternoon in the south. When I was a teenager, I once was at a basketball game and sat behind a morbidly obese woman who was wearing stretchy pants. There is no way in the world that she could have reached her butt to wipe or wash, even with a long-handled brush. She always smelled horrendous, like petri dishes of bacteria growing in the folds of her fat, but mostly she smelled like putrid, festering ass. She hefted herself up and down as best she could the whole game, and when she landed back in her seat, she blasted me and my best friend with a foul, nasty ass smell, right in the face. Liquid Ass is on par with that odor, only really, really concentrated.

  14. Rated 5 out of 5

    Joe P

    Sweet mother of God this stuff smells horrible. 2 or 3 sprays is pretty devastating, anything more is just wrong. The smell is like nothing you have ever smelled, like someone with a stomach virus crapped in an trash can full of rotten eggs and burnt cat hair. Sprayed 5 sprays in my daughters bedroom while she was in the shower and she slept on the couch that night. Great for parties… spray a couple sprays and watch the carnage unfold as people start blaming each other for crapping their pants. Best comment from my last Liquid Ass attack at a party… “WTF! Whoever did that clearly has an infection.”

  15. Rated 5 out of 5

    PenName

    The dog went running from the room, and this is an animal who lives to smell asses and eats poop every chance he gets.

  16. Rated 5 out of 5

    The Nobody

    This is a third purchase. It still has its potent nasty manure smell to it. And listen, I’m from the farms of the north. I actually enjoy the subtle smells of freshly manured fields, as odd as it sounds… as it reminds me of home and helping on the farm. But this stuff, if you are not careful after spraying it, WILL find its way into your mouth (envision trying to move into it carefully trying to get a “whif”). I’ve never put manure in my mouth while on the farm, but, I imagine if I had been that careless, this stuff tastes exactly as that would have, if I were that careless. Don’t get it on your hands either, else everyone will believe you had your fingers stuck up a very darn crevice where the sun doesn’t shine.Want some fun? Sit where you have direct view of restrooms. Make sure said restroom is empty. Spray this about two or three times. Then leave. Watch as people go into the restroom. Get lolz at those leaving faster than they entered. And to the ones that don’t, boy, you know they HAD to go BADLY.

  17. Rated 5 out of 5

    Alex Garza

    This stuff is beyond bad, I mean think Satan’s ass bad!!!! Think swamp ass multiplied by infinity. I bought this for a coworker who I knew would use this. Oh the hilarity ensued. This stuff cleared out our whole shipping department with just two pumps from the bottle. While we stood casually outside, we watched while the first victim came running….. yes RUNNING OUT THE DOOR only to start puking in the trash can outside. We quickly had to leave, because we almost fell over laughing so hard. People where checking shoes, etc. Even the shop guys would walk in and then just turn around and walk right back out. This stuff is just that bad. I mean think something crawled up Satan’s ass, spent a few years there dided, spent a few more years there, then decided to come out, and it still does not do Liqud Ass justice. So if you really want to have some fun, spend the 8 dollars and change. It was the best money I have spent this year. I have not laughed this hard in quite a while. You will not regret buying this for a really great joke!!!!!!

  18. Rated 5 out of 5

    Todd

    I bought this two years ago, and just bought 2 more bottle’s. BEST $$$$$ you will ever spend. This is the worst smelling garbage EVER, I’ve never had this much fun since I was genuinely a kid back in the 70’s. If you live in an apartment complex and genuinely HATE some of your neighbors this Liquid Ass is ALL you!!! I was laughing so hard at the looks on my neighbors faces when I sprayed this stuff on one of there doorknobs, I had to RUN into my apartment go into my bathroom shut the door I stayed in there and laughed for almost an hour. I was crying!!! This stuff is nothing but FUN!!! What a great way to end a long winter. Highly recommended!!!

  19. Rated 5 out of 5

    Ms. Gogh Paint

    Liquid Ass is perfect for making just about anyone vomit. It smells like someone kicked over a full port-a-john in mid-july and took a fresh dump right ontop of the mess. I bought it for my boyfriend (who is obsessed with stink bombs and is essentially a 12 year old boy in a 40 year old body) but opted to keep it and torture him with it.:)

  20. Rated 5 out of 5

    cetara1

    Thought the kids would get a kick out of this stuff. I assumed it would have a rotten egg sulfurish smell. Nope. It’s ass – dirty, nasty, poop-crusted ass. If you want ass, like true essence of bunghole after camping in the woods for a week with no toilet paper and an unlimited supply of burritos, look no further. One test squirt and I had to Febreze the house, put the fans on, and open windows. It’s 20 degrees outside.I have reconsidered giving it to the children

  21. Rated 5 out of 5

    Jennifer Holdren

    Got this bottle of pure sweaty ass hell for my hubby as a gag gift. Gag is what it is. We laughed our ass off with so many ideas of who to prank but when we smelt this one hell of a nasty product we decided we wanted to be invited back to people’s house. I still laugh an evil laugh at the idea of prank in someone. I feel so sorry for the people who make this hell of a product but love them too. God bless them and there nose.

  22. Rated 5 out of 5

    copchick3430

    Let me just say, this stuff is the bomb! After reading the reviews, I just had to get it to prank my coworkers. I work in a male dominated field and it can get pretty disgusting with their chew spit bottles laying around or the chew spit visible in the trash cans, or the constant fart bombs they leave behind for me to walk in to. Face it, men can be pretty lax in their manners and hygiene. It was time for payback. The bottle is small enough to keep in your pocket or up your sleeve. My first prank was on the elevator. I sprayed three sprays and walked away as the elevator door closed. Giggling to myself I walked to my office and waited. After a few minutes, I heard the familiar “dong” of the elevator and heard two people exclaiming, “Oh my god! Something stinks on this elevator! It’s horrendous” They had their shirts pulled up over their mouth and noses. I couldn’t look at them as I know I would have bust out laughing and give myself away. In the next ten minutes or so, I heard about ten people getting off the elevator all exclaiming “Wtf is that smell?!”. I stayed in my office, giggling and trying not to laugh out loud to give myself away. It was hilarious to watch people getting on the elevator, put their hand to their nose, look around on the floor, checking their shoes and get off to take the stairs. They all came to the conclusion a rat must have died on top of the elevator car.The next day, I was able to creep to the men’s locker room where the “library” is. I secreted into the depths and sprayed three sprays and creeped out to the stairwell so as not to alert people in the office with the elevator bell. Back in my office, I again sat back and within a few minutes had people coming down, all exclaiming about a horrendous smell coming from the locker room. Do you know how hard it is to hold in a laugh? I didn’t want to give myself away. I went to the floor of the locker room and got off the elevator and was presented with the overwhelming smell of a can of air freshener sprayed trying to eliminate the smell of the most funkiest, ass, vomit, sewage smell I’ve ever smelled. Another successful payback!I’m going to give my coworkers a break for a week or so, but I’ve been thinking of so many ways to use this. Thank you for giving me the best belly laughs I’ve had in a while!

  23. Rated 5 out of 5

    Aunt Lala

    This stuff is for real! After repeated warnings my friend insisted he couldn’t smell it from the nozzle and needed to spray it. I told him if he was dumb enough to do that he had to do it outside. Seconds later I hear him screaming and gagging,he burst inside frantically pulling his coat off, and yelling “the wind blew it on me!” He threw his coat to the floor and dashed to the bathroom. I got out the disinfectant spray, and I must say his coat reeked. After about half a can of disinfectant the smell lessened. I had to give him some cola and homemade peanut brittle to appease him and calm down his stomach. The whole episode had me laughing so hard I almost peed my pants. The best part is that he was on his way to traffic court, you never know maybe the lingering stench would get him and his case thrown out of court. That would be nice and well deserved after his pain and suffering. I can’t wait to use it on someone who truly deserves it. Thank you Liquid Ass.

  24. Rated 5 out of 5

    David E. Merrill

    Buy this stuff, take it to work with you and let your imagination run wild. The smell? Indescribably bad. Your facial muscles will hurt as your features skrinch up when you first experience the pure horrid bliss of this product.If it wasn’t for liquid ass, I would have quit my job. The raw delight of seeing 3 of my co-workers tearing up ceiling tiles and air conditioning ducts because they thought an animal had died in there filled me with the kind of joy that many men do not know.

  25. Rated 5 out of 5

    zack

    It works great. Someone at work was using my shampoo. I got this to put in it to make them stop. Long story short, I ended up spilling half of it in my pants pocket and had to throw them away along with my boxers and wallet. Then take a shower.It was putrid, but that’s what I wanted.

  26. Rated 5 out of 5

    Rkraiem100

    I’m actually not kidding this is the worst smelling thing I’ve ever smelled. I bought this to put it in my moms aromatherapy spray thinking it would be absolutely hilarious… lets just say this stuff is WAY too strong for its own good and I got in a lot of trouble

  27. Rated 4 out of 5

    Shraix

    My god this is going to get me kicked out of school. My school called in KUB because they throught it was coming from the air conditioning unit. Just 2-3 sprays under the table and half the cafeteria is running away. I sprayed my friend 5 times on his shirt and we’re not friends anymore now lol. If you’re looking to severely kiss a mass amount of people off or just make them wanna throw up then buy this because it’s awful . Only bad thing is that after a while the bottle starts to smell like it so if you have it in your pocket then people will smell it with out you even spraying it.

  28. Rated 5 out of 5

    Dr. Goat

    My loud neighbors who live across from me were having a party and after midnight on a weekday, I had enough of it. I decided to be a party pooper and spray 5 sprays of liquid ass on their balcony then ran to my apartment and waited for the results. Within minutes the music stopped and people were asking what that smell was. Now, since it was a windy night, the smell got blown into the building hallway clouding it with a concentrated ass plume; the perfect trap for those party guests. I heard their door open and immediately a man yelled, “Oh my God!!!” followed by a woman asking, “WTF is that”? A number of gagging and coughing ensued and everyone left. Needless to say, my neighbors did not throw another party after that night. Awesome product and the perfect way to shut people up.

  29. Rated 5 out of 5

    Kandis Osborne

    This stuff is soooooooo strong and stinky! I honestly don’t suggest using it in a house unless you are prepared. I bought it to prank my boyfriend who always pranks everyone. Well, I let my son 11 and his 15 year old daughter in on it. Her and I opened it up just to take a small sniff in her room and we both gagged and almost threw up. It was HORRIBLE! We then had to change plans. I had bought poop and was gonna spray it on it and put it in the hall. It was just too bad to do in the house. We decided for the front porch rug. Needless to say I can’t post the 20 minute video because there is so much cussing and yelling. He thought that my dog dumped on the rug then realized it had to be a person and thought it was a neighbor kid. We were having such a hard time laughing. It stunk even outside. We were all gagging. It was priceless and very memorable! Well worth buying!!!!!!

  30. Rated 5 out of 5

    RJB

    I have yet to understand how they came up with a product that smells so accurately like butt that it smells as if you’ve been transported into one. It smells uniquely like diharrea in a way that nothing in the world can compete with, and is by far the worst smelling thing I have ever smelled in my life. Like if you combined all the diharrea in the world. It’s so bad smelling that it’s fun to smell, just to appreciate how accurately it represents the smell of diharrea.Notes on its effectiveness: if you spray this in a room, it will fill up the entire room with the stench of gag-worthy (and perhaps puke-inducing) diharrea. The smell lingers, and takes quite some time to dissapate. I sprayed it at the other end of a hallway in my dorm, and within about five minutes, I had smelled a faint but disgusting smell of diharrea permeating through my door — 20 doors down the hall! It’s worth buying this just to smell once and to appreciate how accurate they got it to the smell.

  31. Rated 5 out of 5

    Adam

    Took it to work. After lunch a handful of people were standing there talking. I walked by them, spraying it about 6 times. We had to evacuate the room. The best part was, as I was low key spraying this foul devil liquid, one of the guys left the room. So we’re all outside, they are all cursing, and swearing up and down that this guy must have s*** his pants and left to the bathroom. 10/10

  32. Rated 5 out of 5

    Torey

    The smell is comparable to someone’s breath when they have a rotten tooth mixed with the stench of peed on carpet left for months.I brought it to my family Christmas eve gathering, as we are a family of prank lovers. I didn’t want to spray it and make my aunt mad…so I just walked up and had my family members smell it under various guises that it was something else (doe urine, new beard oil spray, perfume I was buying for my mother) the reactions were great/awful. My own mother got a huge whiff of it and actually stuck her head under the faucet to rinse her nostrils out. I took this as she would rather drown than smell this stuff.If you want to stink up the place, purchase this.

  33. Rated 5 out of 5

    Daveheart

    Wow. I can’t believe there’s a market for this . . . .and I can’t believe I’m in that market because I bought this.I also can’t believe It really stinks that bad. It’s so impressive.I had this on my wishlist for 2 years, debating if I should buy it. It was $10 for one, and what if it wasn’t all that accurate?IT IS ACCURATE!Sometimes you forget how bad it is. Like, even though you smelled it before, you start thinking, “it can’t be that bad can it?”It can, and it is. I was in the car the other day thinking those exact thoughts. Had it in my car so I took the cap off and smelled the nozzle and about choked. Dear Lord, it IS that bad. wow.

  34. Rated 5 out of 5

    Erica Anderson

    I used to foster dogs, and they don’t always come with good manners. I had a cat get locked in a bedroom all day accidentally, who proceeded to take a big runny dump which was found by an ill mannered dog. The dog ate the poop before I could stop her and threw it up in another room. That smell came close to my bottle of liquid ass. I had another dog that ate a pile of chicken turds on a walk before I could stop him and projectile vomited it all over my living room. That smell also came close to the bottle of liquid ass, but not quite as bad. I also once came across an open well with a dead, rotting vulture carcass in it. That smell was almost as bad. Imagine all three of those things, and you have liquid ass. This is going to be great.

  35. Rated 5 out of 5

    Robert G Parrish

    Decided to spray this in the bathroom of the law office I own before going on a Disney vacation for a week. Thought it would be a funny prank. Last time I left I emptied all the hand sanitizer and refilled them with lubricating jelly… this stuff got so bad within ten minutes I was trying to mask the smell with Lysol and febreeze… and it kept getting worse.. got a text from my business partner the next day. He was searching for dead animals in and around the office. I could still smell it when I returned a week later..

  36. Rated 5 out of 5

    Elouise

    If you have a boyfriend or husband who chronically ruins your life with horrible gas, buy this. I sprayed this around my boyfriend and played innocent. He lost it and threw a hissy fit about the smell. He threatened to leave the house. He swore a lot. It was great.Some time after, I told him about the spray and how his reaction is how I feel about his bad gas all of the time. Now he knows his place. If he ever tries to get away with it again, I just bust out the spray. It smells bad but it’s so worth it.

  37. Rated 4 out of 5

    Amazon Customer

    Dumped a bottle in my bosses truck, he had to detail it 3 times and it still reeks!Update: good product, but I left it in my car for a few days and the bottle exploded and now I can’t get the smell out! They need to make the smell not last as long!

  38. Rated 5 out of 5

    TCDSoCal

    I believed the reviews and we laces my order. I have found however that the reviews were all wrong. This spray is MUCH MORE FOUL SMELLING THAT ANYTHING ELSE in this world! OH MAN IS IT TERRIBLE! I can’t even get the memory of this smell out of my brain. IT IS DEATH IN A BOTTLE. Good stuff!

  39. Rated 5 out of 5

    Tambra

    Liquid Ass, I love you man! Used this stuff on a horrible coworker and it made me smile a giggle like a little girl all day. She never knew what hit her, never saw it coming, and never figured out what it was!!! I was at my wits end with her antics…now I have some of my own. Thank you, for your ability to linger and mystify 🙂 I listen to everyone’s opinion about the scent…”it’s dead, it’s fecal, it’s rotten meat”. So funny, nobody said Ass. I love you man.

  40. Rated 5 out of 5

    Davy Jones

    – Went on vacation with friends- Sprayed 3 times in hotel bathroom- Friend was taking a shower- Ran back to my own hotel room- Waited and listened for reaction- Friend yells to the top of his lungs10/10 Best Prank Product ever created

  41. Rated 5 out of 5

    Michael G Krueger

    After driving for several days in mid-July, skipping showers and eating only Vienna sausages and cold, ranch-style beans, fifty sweaty-backed truckers descended upon a remote truck-stop bathroom off I-10. This event has since been referred to as the “Concrete Crockpot.” What started as a consensual meeting of like-minded gay/bi/curious truckers, quickly turned into one of the most vile scenes in truck-stop history. There were beans, there were emissions, there was feces, there was heat… lots and lots of heat. It was a frothy, sweat slickened, bowl of raw sewage, garnished with tufts of coarse body hair. No one survived. The following day, a State Trooper stopped after having received a call about the large number of standing trucks blocking the entrance to the rest-stop. The temperature was record high. The officer would later record that he was unable to venture within thirty-five meters of the truck-stop, due to the overwhelming smell of the bloated-corpse, fecal buffet. Vials of the decomposed sludge were collected as evidence, but later disposed of (accidentally), and has been recorded as an act of negligence.Those vials were recovered and the essence of the Concrete Crockpot has been condensed and stored in these bottles of Liquid Ass. Truly one of the most foul odors I have ever had the pleasure of smelling. It exceeded my expectations in every way.

  42. Rated 5 out of 5

    RandomNerd

    This is the most awful smelling stuff ever. I once had to change the bandages on a homeless man with ulcer-covered legs that had festered in the hot summer sun for a week, bits of rotting flesh flying tearing off with the bandage. That smell stayed with me for days. I’ve seen necrosis of the feet which has quite the scent to it. I have seen my girlfriends dog with a intestinal protazoan infection drop the most rancid of diarrheas, dozens all over the house. Been in the operating room when a patient dropped a rancid, festering turd down onto the operating table and the staff struggled to keep it together. This stuff is somehow worse than all of that. The gods of stench have dropped a mighty deuce into this bottle. One might worry that such a spray is a novelty, maybe it is, but this a novelty that delivers.

  43. Rated 5 out of 5

    Jessica

    So bought this to prank a guy at work thought it wouldn’t smell as bad as it says oh my sweet baby Jesus I didn’t even spray it brand new smelled the nozzle and dry heaved and once you spray it the smell is overpowering I sprayed it at work and had the whole shop gagging sprayed 10 spritz in the bathroom and it smelled so bad they repainted the walls because they could not find where it was coming from most definitely the worst thing I have ever smelled and I would recommend this to anyone just try not to do it in small spaces because you immediately will regret it

  44. Rated 5 out of 5

    Joe

    This is BETTER than the typical “stink bombs”. This literally smells like ass. I sprayed a couple times when my in-laws were here and everyone was gagging (even me and I knew it was coming). Make sure not to get on yourself as you too will smell like ass. My wife wanted to call the plumber. My mother in law suggested calling the fire department. They thought a sewage pipe had ruptured. I will definitely purchase this product again!

  45. Rated 5 out of 5

    William H

    Truly a horrific smell. Smells like a nursing home would smell after the staff took a week off.Protip: Bring this to a bar and head to the dancefloor. Stealthily (if you get caught you might get hit, be STEALTHY) give this thing a couple of sprays. Walk away and turn your head to witness the show. All the guys who are hitting on girls will immediately get self-conscious thinking the girls will think it was them. They will look around and maybe say something like “ugh I think we got cropdusted…anyway you want another drink?” But alas, the mood has been killed, and everyone will lose their buzz, be reminded of their life’s problems, and go home to spend yet another night alone. Oh well, maybe next weekend love will be found.

  46. Rated 4 out of 5

    StephaniaTop Contributor: Pets

    I purchased this & fake poo to prank my little brother. I sprayed the poo & placed it under the open dishwasher door. The smell didn’t seem to travel up, so I sprayed some on a paper towel. The kids thought I was passing gas & wafting the smell their way because they caught me waving the paper towel about… so I just went with it. Btw, the smell is not from this planet. For the love of all things DO NOT by any means get it on your skin. It’s like rancid ass & you will gag. The boys were dying from the smell, laughter, & the thought that the stench was coming from me. Our parents arrived home during all of this. The smell hit their noses immediately. Mom closed the dishwasher while trying to figure out where the smell was coming from. It took every ounce of strength I had to keep a straight face as her eyes landed upon the fake poo. She gasped, put on disposable gloves, grabbed a wad of napkins, & a plastic bag & proceeded to clean it up while holding her breath. It took her a moment to realize it was fake. Everyone was fooled & the rancid ass smell lingered… Enjoy & wear gloves.

  47. Rated 5 out of 5

    Rick Desulis

    I honestly have no idea what to do with this. I ordered it as a joke…it isn’t a joke…it’s a weapon. Now it sits in a sealed container on my shelf like one of the gas canisters from The Rock, until I can come up with a sufficient reason to unleash it. Don’t get this unless you like foolhardy escalation.